Why stoned sober?

What if cannabis could be a catalyst for clarity, not confusion? For creativity, not chaos?

Stoned Sober Events was born from a quiet revolution stirring in the hearts of women who’ve outgrown wild nights and quick fixes. Women who are done with numbing but not done exploring and having fun. Women who are sober-spirited, but curious — about cannabis, about creativity, about the sacred in everyday life.

Founded by Krista Thornhill, a spiritual guide, artist, and teacher of earth-centered wisdom, Stoned Sober Events offer soulful, elevated experiences for adults ready to approach cannabis consciously and creatively. These aren’t parties. These are portals.

Each event is a sanctuary: part ritual, part art studio, part healing circle. Whether you’re drawing with your eyes closed, giggling with a paintbrush in hand, or sipping tea while journaling under the moon, the invitation is always the same: come as you are, and leave feeling expanded, glorious and lit from within!

There’s no pressure to partake, and no expectation of performance. We provide the container — you bring your curiosity.

This is cannabis without the culture shock. Creativity without judgment. Connection without alcohol.

We’re reclaiming cannabis as a tool for healing.

At Stoned Sober Events we create safe, welcoming spaces for women and grown-ass adults to explore altered states with clear intentions. Using guided art, breathwork, nature, yoga and reflection, we help participants connect with their innate creative flow — all while keeping things grounded, heartful, and fun.

Whether you're cannabis-curious or a seasoned seeker, our events meet you where you're at. You’ll never be pressured to consume, but you’ll always be invited to soften, explore, and remember the joy of making art just for you.

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